The Dates

Mr. First Date (Mr. FD) ...  my first post-divorce date.  Let's just say his name should have been Mr. Kissy-face had I known what I was getting myself into. 
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Mr. Dimples  ...   that dorky kid who was allergic to everything and torturously made fun of in elementary school.   And schedules dates on his birthday.  Seriously.
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Mr. Champion Beer-guzzler (Mr. CB) ...  Rowdy's handsome, divorced, out-of-town brother.  Potential dating interest?  Too much post-divorce baggage between the 2 of us?  I guess time will tell...
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Mr. Cadet  ...   the ghost of boyfriends past and "the one that got away" in my love story.  Still waiting to see if our reconnection over Facebook will lead to anything more.
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Mr. Songwriter  ...   the artsy, surfer, singer-songwriter friend of Mamasita and Big D's.  So far, no red flags...unless you count the fact that, while his writing is creative, his outdated pick-up lines need some serious work.
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Dr. Perfect  ...   the amazingly flawless dentist who appears, at first glance, to be everything a girl could want...so why is he unclaimed?  Possibly commitment issues, maybe plain lack of "game"—I never did find out the true reason for his inability to make a second date with me.
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Mr. VIP  ...   also known as the "face-licker."  May be found lurking in VIP clubs, has an affinity for making out with the cheeks of complete strangers, and considered highly dangerous.  Use caution when approaching—you could be his next target.
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Mr. DJ  ...   the poor target of my triple-dog-dare, where I successfully flirted my way into a phone-number request but fell short of actually getting the call.
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Mr. Mall  ...  a very nice guy who arrives to the first date fifteen minutes late, takes dates to the mall, and high-fives at random.  Probably not my Prince Charming, wouldn't ya say?
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Mr. Black Sneakers  ...  is any further description required?  Now I'm no fashion model, but come on now!
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Officer Smiley  ...  a nice guy who uses excessive smiley faces in text messages...and "got over" his ten-year relationship in less than two months.  Impressive, right?
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Mr. Loverboy ...  the inked-up, med-student version of my own personal Fatal Attraction.  How I find these crazies, I'll never know...
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